Friday, February 18, 2011

Lifeoo ishtene.. Just another day in my lifeoo..


Lifeoo ishtene..
Just another day in my lifeoo..
                                                  
It will indeed be a memorable day in your life when you bunk your office(mind you!ah I was just a trainee at that time;)) and head towards a multiplex knowing you will be missing the major part of a story,well I mean the introduction!An introduction is no means a crux but in most cases a revealer.I had neither thought of a vague idea of bunking office nor going for a Upendra starrer in multiplex(no offence whatsoeva,watching kannada movies in a ‘local talkies’ is a great pleasure!).All said and done a prologue lost in his movie is a movie lost!Going with your friends cum seniors cum colleagues makes it really possible to watch him onscreen.Perhaps a plain honest confession of the fact would rather make things clear,that it was my first time watching his movie!
Noise unrolls,stills flashing and wraps the prologue!
Enters the first character namma Karnataka in full splendour,decked up in 2030!kannadigas speaking kannada,Karnataka having signages in kannada(even onscreen it’s a great pleasure to watch such a thing happening) oh and rest is not part of this story!2010 was indeed funny as a cinematic experience.Here is the explanation.Sometime in mid summer we were presented 2012 by the Emmerich,climax shows India being washed out completely(!)and our very own sandalwood people,the damn optimistic(ians!) showing India in 2030!No one to blame guys,its called creative freedom!!
3hours done and we are in splits and hedache!Indeed kudos to upendra as a director,actor and singer somebody with sense,but with less amount of exaggeration(on the contrary the visual medium requires exaggeration!) can serve a better stuff.Never the less,since it’s a multiplex no switching on of lights completely but screen goes black and says picture abhi khatam huva mere dost ghar chalo!!
Comments,likes,tagging,mobile screen alighting starts and ends till people reach basement and look out for their respective vehicles.After the show the routine comes into fore,people walk out,hall empty,some humans walk in,and their job clean,take away trash and set the stage again.3hours before which we were made to travel to another world and once the screen goes black we know it’s a reel and we are better actors having the whole world as stage(quote bard unquote!!)!
Since I dint have a vehicle had to walk some distance to catch apna pandrah lakh ka gaadi(filmy hangover!!)on way was just amusing myself with few incidents in film.Hey and the film is ‘sooooper’!There is a munnabhai sequence in the film,an old man approaching government official for his long due pension in a typical munnabhai style and in return gets thrashed half naked with villainous laughs all around!!Moral:nothing,no movie can change any notion or people’s mindset,in reel you can make atleast people conscious which is quite impossible in real!
Movies are made.When we want the world to be nice we make movies,we make them look nice on screen.
We want everything to behave just like us,a human is what I mean!Everything to emote,to talk,to fight and etc,.Instance,animated movies-ratatouille,the bee,why even mickey mouse,stuart little!I guess rat is somewhat favourite I guess or perhaps easy to catch!We have the power to make robots,aliens,birds,trees almost anything and everything,as a matter of fact even human to behave on screen!!Its always hope that prevails and sustains!So movies are made!
Screeeeeeech!!I m near signal crossing!!A man carrying goods on his param mitr tvs kisses earth,blames an auto driver behind him for his muft ka dhakka,grand entry by police,serendipity(still movies on mind!!) for him as he pockets some share of the tvs waala’s share and disappointed people saying sayonara,for the show got over!Even in that crowd few buddhi jeevis exist who start blame session with that man overloading his bechaara two people seater with goods,auto driver in a non-hurry mood yet hurries to finish the race by going ahead when signal still has 3 more seconds to shoot,corrupt policeman,bloody government salaries,politicians…..thats it!well I have to end my ishtory here,since I reached bus stop!
‘naavu yaavathu badalaagolla,yaargu badalaagolla,nodi(bIdi) swami naavu irode hinge!what a stroke of luck I got my bus too!:)